Joe

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.

Besides pride, loyalty, discipline, heart, and mind, confidence is the key to all the locks.

The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with pompous dignity.

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world.

One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of courage to reach the unreachable stars and the world will be better for this.

In this dispensation, God has clearly included the burial and resurrection of Christ along with His death as a part of 'the gospel' (1 Cor. 151-4)...It is God who has set these terms as the content of our faith in order to be saved. This is the METHOD of salvation in this day of grace.

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself.

The invention of IQ did a great disservice to creativity in education. ... Individuality, personality, originality, are too precious to be meddled with by amateur psychiatrists whose patterns for a 'wholesome personality' are inevitably their own.

A politician is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing.

Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.

Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.

America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government.

It's hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the failure but it's mighty close.

You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the Presidency.

Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.

If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody who is really busy. They'll have their secretary do it.

Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it.

Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other.

As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close to the stadium as possible.

The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know.

Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.

Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.

It's hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the news coverage is just better.

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.

Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.

There are no answers, only cross-references.

After a person makes his mark in the world, a lot of people will come around with erasers.

Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

There are still some honest people left in the world, but they never seem to find anything you lose.

The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you're born, and doesn't stop until you get up to speak in public.

Marriage should be a duet -- when one sings, the other claps.

When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.

Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less.

I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. 'Legend' means, basically, 'bullshit.'

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

God must become an activity in our consciousness.

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.

If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.

I'd the upbringing a nun would envy and that's the truth. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost 7.00 in dog money.