Charles M. Schulz

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night.

I know the answer The answer lies within the heart of all mankind The answer is twelve I think I'm in the wrong building.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh There's so little hope for advancement.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.