Bill Vaughan

A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income -- which he then spends sending his son to college.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.

Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then, under those conditions, work is great too.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.